This chapter examines the value of plastics through consideration and celebration of ubiquitous examples of artificial flowers: designs that are habitually dismissed as dated, useless, cheap and tawdry yet continue to endure and endear in both private and public places. In particular, the plastic flower has been plucked for specific scrutiny as the historic and contemporary use and appeal of fake flowers is considered. The chapter’s findings indicate that people’s perceptions of key plastics designs vary dramatically: tastes are volatile and certain designs made of plastics can be particularly provocative. The chapter concludes that tensions surround the use and evaluation of plastic flowers, which are influenced by their charged connotations and reputations, shaped in part by the fact that they are made of plastics.