In multiple places in the Qur’an, we encounter the story of Moses in Sinai returning to his fellow Israelites after having received from God the “tablets” ( al-alwāḥ ). He returns with anger, however, as he learns that many of his fellow Israelites have taken to worshiping “the calf” ( al-ʿijl ), a “lowing” calf made of jewelry (Q 7:148, 20:88) and widely assumed to be golden. The aggrieved Moses condemns the practice. And in just one version of the story, in Q 2:54, he issues a peculiar command: “so repent to your creator and kill yourselves” ( fa-tūbū ilā bāriʾikum fa-qtulū anfusakum ). This Mosaic directive appears at first blush to parallel the biblical version of the story, specifically Exodus 32:27, where Moses commands the Levites to kill many of their fellow Israelites. Although the details are disputed, this general conception of a large-scale execution was adopted by many Muslim exegetes. The Mosaic “kill yourselves” command, however, stands in stark contrast to various qur’anic directives pertaining to Muḥammad’s community. The latter include the prohibition, “Do not kill yourselves” ( wa-lā taqtulū anfusakum ) (Q 4:29). One might explain this disparity by invoking abrogation ( naskh ): the final law ( sharʿ ) revealed to Muḥammad repealed certain aspects of the Mosaic law, including the “kill yourselves” command; alternatively, the latter could have been an exceptional, standalone case. But not every exegete took the Mosaic command in Q 2:54 to be confirmation of the biblically supported notion of mass execution, opting instead to proffer a dissenting view. A minority of influential theological rationalist ( mutakallim ), Sufi, and modernist exegetes imagined unfulfilled or alternative “killings,” for instance, a “killing” of the ego or a “mortification.” I maintain that the qur’anic commentary of the Ḥanafī theologian Abū Manṣūr al-Māturīdī (d. 333/944) of Samarqand represents an important intervention in this discourse. In the present paper, I analyze his ostensibly unprecedented, multifaceted version of the dissenting view. Al-Māturīdī offers not just linguistic, but also well-developed intratextual reasons for rethinking the prevailing reading of the “kill yourselves” command. Invoking other qur’anic versions of the same Mosaic narrative, al-Māturīdī asserts that—contrary to the biblical version—the Qur’an presents the command as having been issued after the guilty ones repented. And through linguistic and thematic analyses of certain key qur’anic terms and notions appearing elsewhere (including Q 2:84, 4:66, and 9:111), he presents persuasive hermeneutic reassessments of the “kill yourselves” command. He also shows how even a literal reading of the command need not suggest consummated killings. Furthermore, although al-Māturīdī himself does not mention it, one additional strength of the dissenting view is that it offers the most straightforward explanation for why the mysterious person who “led” the Israelites “astray” ( aḍallahum ) through the creation and worship of the golden calf (Q 20:85), the “Sāmirī” (al-Sāmirī), is, per the prevailing understanding, spared execution and continues to live. The end result is a version of the dissenting view that, while not irrefutable, is coherent, concisely described yet relatively sophisticated, and plausibly compelling.