Can several simultaneities exist simultaneously, as Einstein proposed in 1905? The example of a circular return, introduced in the same paper, produces an "aging paradox." The latter is a special case to the more general "paradox of clock synchronization" on the rotating disk, as Pellegrini and Swift called it, or synonymously "synchronization gap, " Cohen's term. The underlying mathematical fact is a non-transitivity of simultaneity implicit in special relativity and, more specifically, flat Minkowski space. Two neighboring twin clocks on a circular train are linked by three simultaneities at a time, one direct, the other two via the full circle in the right or the left direction, respectively. This helicoidal multi-simultaneity should be reflected in temporal recurrences of a characteristic distribution ("chirps"). A confirmed chirp will be a manifest timeloop. However, this prediction, made by a flat stationary spacetime, is contradicted by both general relativity and common sense. Thus, a clash between special relativity and both general relativity and reality may have been accomplished.