This chapter argues that John Maynard Smith and Eörs Szathmáry do not provide a coherent, well-motivated framework for thinking about the history of life. The chapter presents two projects that are very different, the first focusing on the Great Chain and the second on the history of life, ignoring the Great Chain. It also considers Ledyard Stebbins’ eight “major levels of organization” in evolution. These eight levels try to justify the Great Chain. This chapter may seem uncharitable, especially in its treatment of Maynard Smith and Szathmáry, whose work has been so well received.