There is a perceived shortage of males in education provincially and nationally in Canada, particularly at the primary and junior levels. Some barriers to males becoming teachers include the impression that teachers are overworked and underpaid, that men are less nurturing than women, and that it is inappropriate for men to be working with young children due to perception of their dangerous sexualities. Also, boys progressively score less well than girls on provincial, national, and international achievement tests in several areas, and some link this to the shortage of male role models in our schools. Ultimately, increasing numbers of researchers, teachers, administrators, and members of the public identify the need for more men to serve as role models, which has resulted in significant controversy. My theoretical framework derives from queer theory, questioning the fluidity of discourse and identities, and troubling accepted, commonplace beliefs, knowledge, and practices. To this end, I interpret data from an online survey of 223 male primary/junior school teachers in Ontario, Canada. The results are startling, and call into question some commonly accepted truths about male teachers as role models. In particular in this paper, I will critically address male primary-junior teachers as role models along the lines of race, sexual orientation, and culture, regarding two popular ideologies: firstly, that of good teachers who can supposedly teach all pupils regardless of their own identity markers, and sense of agency, or those of their pupils and larger communities, and secondly, notions of diversity to offset hegemonic male gender expectations, and to better reflect diversity in the broader school and social populations while counterbalancing the overwhelming numbers of female role models in school and at home for children.