... The problem of the terrestrial brachistochrone, which has seen renewed attention recently [70,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,83,84,85,86,87,88,89], provides an explicit example of a universe dominated by a phantom fluid with non-linear equation of state, which can be solved explicitly and exhibits a finite future singularity at a finite value of the scale factor, where the Hubble function, Ricci scalar, energy density, and pressure all diverge. Finite time singularities have been the subject of much literature in the past decade [98,99,100,101,102,103,104,91,105,106] hence, in this problem, the mechanical side of the analogy helps the cosmology side in the sense that the known exact solution for the terrestrial brachistochrone problem can be immediately translated into an analytical solution of the corresponding cosmology with complicated (non-linear) equation of state. ...