Within the expected-utility framework, the only explanation for risk aversion is that the utility function for wealth is concave: A person has lower marginal utility for additional wealth when she is wealthy than when she is poor. This paper provides a theorem showing that expected-utility theory is an utterly implausible explanation for appreciable risk aversion over modest stakes: Within expected-utility theory, for any concave utility function, even very little risk aversion over modest stakes implies an absurd degree of risk aversion over large stakes. Illustrative calibrations are provided. Keywords: Diminishing Marginal Utility, Expected Utility, Risk Aversion JEL Classifications: B49, D11, D81 Acknowledgments: Many people, including David Bowman, Colin Camerer, Eddie Dekel, Larry Epstein, Erik Eyster, Mitch Polinsky, Drazen Prelec, Richard Thaler, and Roberto Weber, as well as Andy Postlewaite and two anonymous referees, have provided useful feedback on this paper. I th...