What is an artwork and how could a machine become artist? This paper addresses the provocative question by theorizing a computational model of aesthetics and implement- ing the Aesthetiscope|a computer program that portrays aesthetic impressions of text and renders an abstract color grid artwork reminiscent of early twentieth century ab- stract expressionism. Following Dewey's psychological interpretation of \aesthetic" and Jung's ontology of fundamental psychological functions, we theorize that a viewer flnds an artwork moving and satisfying because it seduces her into rich evocations of thoughts, sensations, intuitions, and feelings. The Aesthetiscope embodies this theory and aims to generate color grids paired with inspiration texts (a word, a poem, or song lyrics), which can be received as aesthetic and artistic by a viewer. The paper describes flve Jungian aesthetic readers which are together capable of creative narrative understanding, and three color-logics that employ psycho-semantic principles to render the aesthetic read- ings in color space. Evaluations of the Aesthetiscope revealed that the program is best at portraying intuition and feeling, and that overall, the Aesthetiscope is capable of creating the aesthetic of art based on an inspiration text in a non-arbitrary way.